THE VOLVO REPORT!

Ugh! Here is a new tradition on the Autoblog....The VOLVO report.
To beat thy enemy, one must know thy enemy, and that is the purpose of this!

Let's see what stupid thing Volvo is doing this time.

Well, well well. Those rat bastards are up to no good. Look at this article!

http://www.acadvertiser.co.uk/lifestyle/motoring-car-news
/2008/08/29/car-makers-look-to-russian-revolution-65864-21614119/
Those A-holes are spending 100 million Euros to expand into....RUSSIA! I guess they like Soviet farms, Gulags, and Cuban missile crises.

"Russia is the new powerhouse in the global automotive industry. We have already sold 21,000 new vehicles this year, an increase of 95 per cent. And we are confidently expecting this figure to be nearer 29,000 by the end of the year. Everything points to the fact that the Russian market is in full swing and one of the most important for the growth of the Volvo brand."
-Evil Volvo Executive Fredrik Arp

He is thrilled. This portrait is hanging in the Volvo corporate offices.

ACK! What the hell! 21,000 vehicles in Russia?! Volvo single-handly is helping the Russians invade Georgia! The Russian troops are wrapped in chic, bland khaki interiors and safety! This is bullshit! Volvo, the Autoblog does not condone such actions! This is why we hate you. Add it to the top 5 list we previously posted, thus making it a top 6! Ugh! This is all from the Volvo Report....I need to go eat Apple Pie and shower in my Rights and Civil Liberties!
Hey Volvo, you mess with the Bull, you get the Horns!