Mercedes Will Give Grandma A Heart Attack

Mercedes has typically been seen as a car for old people by some who ignore years of racing heritage and do not do research:

Case in point! Smell the Medicated Powder?

What also does'nt help is the fact that the typical Mercedes driver looks like this:

Ergh? After Yachting they're going to go write their wills...

Well... let a crusty old man drive this and see what happens:

In a sick way, I'd love to see what happens if anyone over 80 drove this...


Oh... thats convenient!...

Just take a quick look at Mercedes styling in the last 5 years. They have really stepped up the aggressive fascias, which is a good thing. The old benzes look like regal German sedans. The new benzes look like they are about to rape and pillage a coastal village. The latter is ten times more badass. They should have their performance heritage rise to higher prominence and let the "amount of golf bags that fit in the trunk" stat take the back burner.